A small figurine of a woman with long hair standing on a barrel, painted in a green, orange, and yellow marbled pattern, with the text 'I got my barrel full' printed on the base, set against a plain light gray background.

Thessaly

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$89.99 CAD
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A small figurine of a woman with long hair standing on a barrel, painted in a green, orange, and yellow marbled pattern, with the text 'I got my barrel full' printed on the base, set against a plain light gray background.

Thessaly

$89.99 CAD
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Colorgreen-orange

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Description

The Thessaly does not dabble. She commands. Named for the ancient Greek region that gave the world its most feared witches, its most legendary warriors, and its most consequential battlefields — she is the sculptural figurine that makes a room feel like it is being watched by something older and more knowing than anything in it. That feeling is not accidental. It is the point.

I got my barrel full

In the ancient world, Thessaly was where magic lived. The Thessalian witches — the Thessalae — were the most feared practitioners in the known world. Roman poets wrote of them with genuine dread, not literary flourish. Lucan described them drawing the moon down from the sky with incantations. Horace warned of their power over the dead. They were said to reverse the flow of rivers, to walk between worlds, to know things that had not yet happened. Other witches were rumoured. The Thessalian witches were believed.

But Thessaly was more than sorcery. It was the birthplace of Achilles — the most beautiful and most doomed warrior in Greek mythology, the man who chose a short, glorious life over a long, forgotten one. It was the land of the centaurs, those creatures of impossible duality: half wild, half wise, entirely untameable. And it was at Pharsalus, on Thessalian soil, that Julius Caesar defeated Pompey and changed the course of Western civilisation in a single afternoon.

The Thessaly carries all of it. The sorcery. The glory. The weight of things decided. She is the piece that makes your space feel like history is paying attention.

What makes her impossible to dismiss

  • Named for ancient Thessaly — the birthplace of the most feared witches in the Roman and Greek world
  • The land of Achilles and the centaurs — beauty, wildness, and impossible duality in a single place
  • Limited edition — because power this ancient cannot be replicated, only recognised

The Thessaly is for those who have always suspected that the most powerful forces in a room are the ones you cannot see.

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Measurement Metric Imperial
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Material
  • H-St-PLA
  • Acrylic
  • Resin
Returns

All Sales Final — No returns or exchanges once production begins, given the made-to-order, limited-edition nature of the pieces. Note to EU buyers: All of our pieces are exempt from EU's right to withdrawal.

Handcrafted Variations — Natural differences in texture, finish, colour, and form are expected and not considered defects — each piece is intentionally one of a kind.

Damaged Items — Contact within 48 hours of delivery with your order number, photos, and description. If approved, store credit (valid 12 months) is offered.

Shipping Damage — Photograph packaging before opening to support a carrier claim.

Cancellations — Only within 1 hour of purchase.

No remedy for — Change of mind, wrong selection at checkout, carrier delays, or natural handcrafted variations.

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Fulfillment & Processing

  • All pieces are made to order with a 7–10 business days production window before shipping.
  • X-Large and Jumbo pieces: up to 8 weeks additional production time.
  • Apex pieces: up to 16 weeks additional production time.

Shipping Rates

  • Canada: Canada Post (carrier-calculated); free on orders $250 CAD+
  • USA: Purolator Ground (carrier-calculated); free on orders $350 USD+
  • UK, Europe, Australia/NZ, Rest of World: Standard International (carrier-calculated, no free threshold)

Estimated Delivery (after fulfillment)

  • Canada: 3–7 days | USA: 5–10 days | UK/Europe: 7–14 days | AU/NZ: 10–18 days | Rest of World: 10–21 days

Customs & Duties

  • UK, EU, AU/NZ: DDP — duties collected at checkout, no surprises on delivery.
  • USA & Rest of World: Duties/taxes are the recipient's responsibility upon delivery.

Tracking: Sent via email confirmation; also available through the Shop app

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