Jophinata
Description
The Jophinata does not need an audience. From the quiet hours before the city wakes — the cold gym, the worn wraps, the rhythm of gloves on leather that has become the only prayer she knows — her name belongs to those who have chosen a life that asks everything and offers nothing back but the truth of what you are made of. She is the sculptural figurine for those who have loved something that hurt them, and kept going anyway.
Bad Romance Awaits
The boxer's life is not glamorous from the inside. It is early mornings when the body would rather stay horizontal. It is the same combination drilled until it stops being a thought and becomes a reflex. It is making weight, losing rounds, and sitting in corners while someone tells you what you already know — that you have more left. It is the strange, clarifying loneliness of a sport that is entirely yours once the bell rings.
And yet. There is nothing quite like it. The discipline builds something in the chest that no other life quite replicates — a quiet confidence, earned not given, that belongs only to those who have stood across from someone who wanted to stop them and decided, simply, not to be stopped.
She lost some. She never quit. Those are not the same thing.
What makes her Bad
- Named for the boxer's life — the early mornings, the worn canvas, the love of something that demands everything
- A figurine for those who understand that heart is not a feeling. It is a decision, made again and again.
- Limited edition — because this kind of quiet strength is never common
The Jophinata is for those who have always known that the bravest thing you can do is get back up — not for the crowd, but because getting up is simply who you are.
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Returns
All Sales Final — No returns or exchanges once production begins, given the made-to-order, limited-edition nature of the pieces. Note to EU buyers: All of our pieces are exempt from EU's right to withdrawal.
Handcrafted Variations — Natural differences in texture, finish, colour, and form are expected and not considered defects — each piece is intentionally one of a kind.
Damaged Items — Contact within 48 hours of delivery with your order number, photos, and description. If approved, store credit (valid 12 months) is offered.
Shipping Damage — Photograph packaging before opening to support a carrier claim.
Cancellations — Only within 1 hour of purchase.
No remedy for — Change of mind, wrong selection at checkout, carrier delays, or natural handcrafted variations.
Shipping
Fulfillment & Processing
- All pieces are made to order with a 7–10 business days production window before shipping.
- X-Large and Jumbo pieces: up to 8 weeks additional production time.
- Apex pieces: up to 16 weeks additional production time.
Shipping Rates
- Canada: Canada Post (carrier-calculated); free on orders $250 CAD+
- USA: Purolator Ground (carrier-calculated); free on orders $350 USD+
- UK, Europe, Australia/NZ, Rest of World: Standard International (carrier-calculated, no free threshold)
Estimated Delivery (after fulfillment)
- Canada: 3–7 days | USA: 5–10 days | UK/Europe: 7–14 days | AU/NZ: 10–18 days | Rest of World: 10–21 days
Customs & Duties
- UK, EU, AU/NZ: DDP — duties collected at checkout, no surprises on delivery.
- USA & Rest of World: Duties/taxes are the recipient's responsibility upon delivery.
Tracking: Sent via email confirmation; also available through the Shop app